There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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