so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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