I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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