Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize