No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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