if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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