i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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