Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Dicks are not precious.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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