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(248): View more from Michigan

im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me

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(503): View more from Oregon

I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"

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(360): View more from Washington

there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am

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(720): View more from Colorado

I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

his penis was the training wheels of my sex life

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(703): View more from Virginia

I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.

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(630): View more from Illinois

His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday

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(970): View more from Colorado

Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.

(575): View more from New Mexico

Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?

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