Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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