I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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