I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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