Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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