you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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