my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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