I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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