its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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