I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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