I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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