if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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