When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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