i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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