I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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