I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
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