found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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