Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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