He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Randomize