First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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