i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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