the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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