I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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