So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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