i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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