i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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