sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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