You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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