now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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