How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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