Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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