dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize
