Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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