they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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