once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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