people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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