yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
