What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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