This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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