very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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