I demand visitation hours with the duck.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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