I think I died a long time ago.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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