You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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