if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I've blown a few things in my day
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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