You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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