am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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