I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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