1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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